Mythology — SlopBlast channel
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Shrimp Jesus Blesses The Costco Lot
“giant haloed shrimp blessing shoppers in a Costco parking lot”
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Anubis Weighs Your Heart on a Bathroom Scale
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Minotaur Assembles Flat-Pack Furniture
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Zeus vs. the Vending Machine
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Roman Statue Eats Fast Food
“marble emperor chews a burger in the food court”
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Shrimp Jesus Blesses the Costco Parking Lot (Alt Take)
“hyperreal shrimp messiah, 47 fingers, volumetric god rays, costco”
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Dragon Hatches in the Microwave
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Mermaid Works the Drive-Thru
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Medusa Gets a Blowout
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